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The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008
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redbull front wing

used to describe someone so morbidly fucking obese that their downforce literally makes them stick to the fucking ground like a fucking redbull f1 car
"that fat bitch has got to have the downforce of a redbull front wing"
by menlover2312 April 24, 2024
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Wing Attack

The sudden urge to take a nasty shit because you just ate some delicious hot wings.
I was laying trying to take a nap, but had to run the bathroom because I felt a wing attack coming on.
by Josh Davis March 29, 2023
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Wing Ridden Angel

A person who gave their love, trust, and loyalty so deeply that when it was broken, they were forever changed not destroyed, but no longer whole in the same way. Someone who still walks through life carrying what they lost, quiet and grounded, shaped by both the love they gave and the silence that followed.
“He loved her so completely that when she vanished without a word, he became a wing ridden angel still standing, but never soaring again.”
by Frank man April 29, 2025
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Angel Wings

A euphamistic expression for rhe stain that forms around the groin of one's pants during extreme arousal. Named for the way it spreads 'like wings' down each thigh. Used primarily by women as a coy way to express a high degree of sexual attraction or stimulation.
I saw Jimmy at the autobody shop working with his shirt off and, girl, I grew angel wings.
by Surewhynotagain May 19, 2023
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Wing Dang Do'er

A uncommon phrase used to define someone's incredible ability to twist their dick in a woman's vagina like a helicopter
Timster: Bro, did you hear Jacob Wing Dang Do'er'd his girlfriend???

Todd: Stfu Tim
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
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de-wing

to cut off wings of a bird or an insect
The Big Wonder Book of De-winging Techniques - nominated for 'bad children's book'
by kspf December 8, 2016
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