Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Keyboard Nipple

The keyboard nipple, aka the trackpoint, is that dumb fucking thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard that no one uses besides a bunch of homo dorks because it’s “efficient”

Use a mouse you asshole

Jared uses the keyboard nipple on his laptop, to reduce wrist strain.

Jared, is also a gigantic homosexual man-whore because of it.

by T.H.E. J July 28, 2025

nipple hater

One who hates nipples on males and females

Antonio hates nipples. He has no frands. He's such a nipple hater

by Shshshakeit October 2, 2017

phillipino nipple

When your skin tag starts to turn purple/black from its original pinkish coloring.

Bro, what the hell is that hanging from your armpit? It looks like a phillipino nipple.

by ScrubbyBubbles August 9, 2017

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

chicken nipple

chunk of inedible fatty cartilage you hit when eating chicken.

That Chinese restaurant down the road has too much chicken nipple in their kung pow chicken.

I was eating my chicken sandwich when I suddenly hit chicken nipple and had to spit it out.

by 4jax20 July 21, 2020