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Hooker

Someone who sells their body by means of sex to make a living.
Dustin Burton can never love Sandy as much as I do because he is a hooker.
by MoonshinelovesSandy January 17, 2010
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dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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Field Hockey

A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.

One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.

All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.

Yes. So are you
by Oboman99 October 31, 2018
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smelly pirate hooker dandlebug

Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.
BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!
by garrett198 February 12, 2007
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hacker

A person who has no life and thinks its cool to mess up a computer of the typical hard-working man.
I took that lowsy hacker into my backyard and stabbed him cuz that's what should happen to all hackers cuz they SUCK
by DoPe FeE August 19, 2004
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Field Hockey Hair

Slightly shorter version of a mullet; Often seen on field hockey players and occasionally 3rd basemen for the US Women's Softball Team; Hair cut usually comes with free flannel; Often seen by girls wearing comfortable shoes (ie. Birkenstocks)
Hey Mike, let's go hit on that chick.

Nevermind, she's not interested, she's got field hockey hair.
by J Best in Show August 26, 2009
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hockey

The gayest sport in the world.

Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Person 1: Did you see those fuking canadians playing hockey on Espn

Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
by J Swizzy December 28, 2005
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