Poop hair

An expression used to describe someone with brown or brunette hair. Often used as an insult.

Look at her, she's not even pretty...she has poop hair!

by hahaha125 August 14, 2010

wave hair

n. A fag pertaining to the front of a hairline structured in crashing wave form

Wow over there, Ethan was wave hair he's such a toolbox.

by Soxfan7 November 3, 2015

Godiva hair

Named for the legendary English figure Lady Godiva, who supposedly rode on a horse through the city of Coventry whilst completely naked, in an attempt to persuade the local lord, her husband, to give the peasants a tax break. The only thing that covered her modesty was her incredibly long hair (that reached down to at least her thighs).

As such, Godiva Hair is any hair in a picture (photo/drawing) that is sufficiently long as to cover the female character's naughty bits. Turns an otherwise straight-up nude pic into a more subtly erotic pic.

*Person 1 looking at porn on Rule34*

Person 1: Dammit, why's her hair so long? I can't see the good stuff. I came here for the nude anime babes!

Person 2: Philistines like you are the reason we can't have nice things, Person 1.

Person 3: Yeah Anon 1, this is a really lovely case of Godiva Hair. Very classy. +1

by Yet_One_More_Idiot August 16, 2012

air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

Corner Hair

adj. the result of a female performing sex with a male partner from behind on a slick tile floor being forced across the room, ultimately being lodged into a corner head first, thus causing her hair to take on a triangle shape.

"Man, you see that ass, I would love to give her a chronic case of Corner Hair."

by poopypants April 2, 2003

Angel Hair

When a male ejaculates into another person's hair and then uses the jizz to style the hair to look like wings.

Yeah I totally let him Angel Hair me last night. It totally brought the costume together.

by Madison-In My-Baumgartner December 20, 2018

doll hair

to give someone head or oral sex while the "giver" is upside down and the receiver is right side up.

Usually associated with the phrase:

girl: you wanna bet? if im right, you have to give me a dollar.

boy: okay but if im right you have to give me a doll hair!

by roosevelt jambalia January 30, 2008