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my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night
AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED
by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011
mugGet the my goose is cookedmug.

get loose like a goose

by TeeCy September 25, 2003
mugGet the get loose like a goosemug.

Sloppy Toppy Goose Neck

Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.
mugGet the Sloppy Toppy Goose Neckmug.

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
mugGet the Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidencemug.

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007
mugGet the take a flying leap of a galloping goosemug.

strike while the goose is hot

To seize the moment of opportunity just as it is fresh from the oven. This is when the goose is most vulnerable, as it has just been killed and cooked. That is when you should strike.
You know, you just gotta strike while the goose is hot.
Don't wait man, strike while the goose is hot.
If you don't strike while the goose is hot, I will.
by The Hunterman September 15, 2011
mugGet the strike while the goose is hotmug.

Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Cris

A cup of Ace (Ace Champagne)
A cup of Goose (Grey Goose Vodka)
A Cup of Cris (Cristal Champagne)
All are high-quality and expensive alcohol brands mentioned in the song Fancy by Iggy Azalea.
See Video "Fancy" by Iggy Azalea, Line 7 of Lyrics: "Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Cris"
by Ginny C Baker October 30, 2014
mugGet the Cup-of-Ace, Cup-of-Goose, Cup-of-Crismug.

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