Jungle Fuck

To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.

Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.

by b0xxx September 28, 2008

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

dense fuck

A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.

Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.

by Scinterplex November 30, 2016

Creepy as fuck

Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.

Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"

by CarsonJ March 28, 2015

fucking wanker

someone who is a fucking asshole

dude 1: jonny tried messaging messaging my girl
dude 2: what a fucking wanker

by Sikethatsnotit January 27, 2019

fucking bullshit

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.

I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!

by skatanic August 19, 2008

Nigger-fucked

When someone (typically female) has been thoroughly fucked and ejaculated in by a nigger(s). This is not usually a stand-alone event. Being nigger-fucked lowers a woman’s self-esteem to such a degree that they cannot recover (hence the term “once you go black, you don’t go back). This phenomenon can furthermore be attributed to drug use along with the fact that no one even desires to fuck them except for niggers afterwards.

1) Shirley has been nigger-fucked so many times that the only white guy in town that would fuck her was a tweaker named Kevin.

2) You can tell by Shirley’s Facebook friend’s list that she was no stranger to being nigger-fucked.

3) After several years of being nigger-fucked for drugs Shirley’s pussy was destroyed and ravaged by disease.

by The Word on the Streets June 25, 2016