tucker max drunk

The ultimate stage of drunkenness

At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.

by Tucker Reader April 1, 2003

rimjob drunk

When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.

"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."

by FrenchD1 September 18, 2008

Too Drunk

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.

Russell has never been too drunk.

by Sammael May 29, 2004

sunday drunk

sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday

stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"

davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"

by Whitecarlos February 17, 2008

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT) most commonly occurs with friends living on opposite ends of the country, separated by several time zones. Someone on the East Coast will start drinking at normal hours and then start drunk texting or sexting their friends. What they don't consider is that their West Coast counterparts are three hours behind, so they start receiving these drunk texts and sexts in the late afternoon/early evening.

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Messages 9pm ET:
"I want you right now baby!"
"I'm so wasted! Ahhhh I want you NOW!"
"Sorry...drunkkkk"

Recipient at 6PM PT:
"Wow...she's wasted and I haven't even eaten dinner yet."
"The future looks bright. I want to be you in 3 hours!"
"I love it when you BDT me baby."

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

by Daniel Boooone September 30, 2011

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

Melissa Drunk

The next level of being beyond drunk.

That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!

by ThEfAcT January 10, 2015