Dick Cheney

The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh! It's just Dick Cheney.

by Paresthesia April 10, 2006

Dragon Dick

When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.

"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."

by Travity May 21, 2009

Vodka Dick

When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whiskey dick.

Diane wanted to fuck, but I couldn't get anything going because I had vodka dick.

by littlecheese December 28, 2005

Dick cheeseburger

Any radio station program director who changes a rock station to easy listening.

You guy's must think i'm a real dick cheeseburger.

by slmdawg February 27, 2011

being a dick

conducting oneself in an inappropriate manner to the annoyance of others.

Intentionally driving a dump truck in a reckless manner is being a dick.

by Language Patrol September 19, 2013

Calebs Dick

Very large; Similar to a black mans dick

WOAH!! That dude has calebs dick!!

by ElephantsHave4Knees November 7, 2011

Dick Bat

A bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. A 'Dick Bat' is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh cock to suck.

Basically a cock sucker.

Person A: "Why does Kayla always stay after the game?"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"

Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"

by DickBatKayla November 16, 2010