milk a cow 

manipulating the 'udder' of the male human to produce 'milk' by partial or complete envelopment. often a lubricated tube and undulating motion is used

dana was in trouble and strongly needed to milk a cow

sam figured out that after 40, women begin to no longer wish to milk a cow !

milk a cow by michael foolsley April 24, 2021

MOO COW

A TAUREN FROM THE GAME WORLD OF WARCRAFT. A TAUREN IS ASENTUALY A HUMAN COW. PLAYERS IN THE GAME OFTEN REFER TO TAUREN AS MOO COWS.

I LOVE MOO COWS ORCS ARE DAMN UGLY!!

MOO COW by SO H July 26, 2009

dancing cow 

a dancing cow is something which people with a poor sense of humor laugh at

hey look up dancing cow on giphy when you're done your definition
why
just do it
ok
*glances at dancing cow*
boy this is not funny
what do you mean its hilarious

dancing cow by sanifqbfsfbdsofbdsoibsdi March 21, 2019

chicken cow

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

chicken cow by Norman November 29, 2003

tuna cow

Only the coolest animal in the aquatic world...
Also a wonderful tattoo that all the hardcore people named Art should have.

Ex 1: Brooke"Dude! Did you see that tuna cow!?!?"
Kylie "YEAH MAN! JALABEANO!"
Gina"Umm...wow..."
Ex 2: Brooke "We whould show Art that we could give him the coolest tattoo EVER!"
Kylie "Yeah! Like a Tuna Cow!"
Gina "Umm...wow..."

tuna cow by I want to eat you. September 10, 2007

Purple Cow 

An old woman's pussy. It's purple and as big as a cow's pussy. A Purple Cow looks disgusting.

Kitty's Purple Cow looks[disgusting.

Purple Cow by Bodhi Zapha August 28, 2012

moo cow

that fat chick in your class that just looks like she would say moo and eat hay

maggie is such a moo cow

moo cow by oliveeee April 4, 2010