Chuck Norris

The baddest man on the planet.

There's no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

by azrael07 September 24, 2006

chuck norris

The badest mofo of dem all. DONT F*%K WITH CHUCK!!!

When chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the pool gets chucked.

One day a man asked chuck norris if his real name was charles. Chuck norris did not respond, but rather stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck norris doesn't have AIDS but he gives them to people anyway.

If you can see chuck norris he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris, you may be only be seconds away from death.

by haaaaaaanh! January 1, 2006

cluckerspaniel

A cocker spaniel that is addicted to crack or someone that does something to slightly annoy you.

Drew: "I can't go to green lake to play basketball."

Pat: "Man, why you gotta be such a cluckerspaniel?"

by chcknfjitas June 15, 2011

Cluckerfuck

To have sexual relations with a person on a bed of chicken tenders. Preferably while one or both parties are covered in some type of dipping sauce.

Austin just got done cluckerfucking that girl with a very feminine name. I couldn't tell from afar, but it appeared she was covered in hot sauce at the beginning, and ranch dressing at the end.

by Clucker Pucker March 29, 2015

Clucking

To be eager to have something or have more of something

Haven't had pizza for ages, I am clucking for a slice of pepperoni right now!

by joro66 May 25, 2018

Chucked

To be severely beaten, defeated, eliminated, or Roundhouse kicked to the point of death.

Whoa! Billy just got Chucked by his mom!

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

chuckee cheese club

Exclusive group in which individuals from 18-21 years of age are eligible. You pretty much cannot buy your own alcohol or go to clubs unless you have a fake ID.

Jose Diaz is still in the Chuckee Cheese Club until he turns 21. lollollollollollollollollol

by Max Zamansky October 4, 2009