Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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Get the Crotch goblins mug.An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.
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Get the Crotch Crop mug.A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
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Get the wet crotch defense mug.When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
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