crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

by Jaymic February 5, 2015

Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently

It smells like corn crotch up in this bitch

by dipper223 January 23, 2021

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021

Crotching

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

by 4amigos February 16, 2017

crotch knuckle

A term for a woman's clitoris. Because of its location in between the legs, it almost resembles a knuckle on a hand in between two fingers.

I got her off by rubbing her crotch knuckle.

by The Massiah December 6, 2010

music crotch

When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.

Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol

by music crothch January 31, 2016

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023