The Book of Morbman

The amazing teachings of a man named Dr Joseph Morbius

I'm going to read the book of morbman

by Snappyhare June 4, 2022

Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

book

its a book.

hey guy, show me yo book.

by poopyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 4, 2022

Book

a compiled stack of pages in which a compiled stack of words are printed. Said words made of compiled letters. These are made to achieve many goals.

I'm weading a book!!!

by XxLoneWolfxX April 12, 2022

Book

It means $100,000

I need a book, or I have saved up to get a book

by Big Boss 95 April 15, 2022

booked

booked is a verb that discribes the action of crazy feminists whooo hit men in the head with a book or a magazine. They most oftenly use a dictionary as their weapon of choice.

"Fuck, Juliette just booked me again. Fucking feminist!"
"Dude, I just got motherfucking booked on the hat by some crazy feminist female."

by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022

Book

A book is something that absolutely destroys every fabric of your soul; it crushes you mentally and still makes you fall in love with it.

'This book is fantastic!' Josh told to his friend. Sabrina was confused. 'You were just crying about it?' Josh had a tear falling down his cheek. 'What's your point?'

by oh god im dead January 25, 2022