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Beaded Curtain

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.
it was some crazy beaded curtain last night
by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011
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a man without a beard

a male without any facial hair that is a beard
gary wasnt a man without a beard because, for the very simple reason that he grew a beard when he was thirteen in order to plough into girls of his peer group however when he got to the age of 37 without having done any ploughing he realised he was a loser and he would have to use his hand instead
by david jizziman esq August 15, 2007
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Gingery Beard

When a man with normal hair has a bright red gingery beard. He also likes to hit his brothers girlfriend Julee. his brother does not seem to care but Ginger Brian is moving in on his woman.
That Gingery Beard Brian was hitting on Julee all of 2nd hour in study hall. Julee seemed to like it
by Ginger Police May 18, 2009
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hit the beard

You know, when shit needs done, you "hit the beard". Just like Antonio Montana (Scarface) when he shivvs one of Fidel Castros top henchmen..
Manny-The boss needs us to take the hit out on that gut over there, that is our required target to freedom.
Antonio- ¿Que te pasa? Let's "hit the beard" and go to America! ¡Vamanos!
by CatDaddyBigBalls April 17, 2018
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Obama Beard

The event of growing a beard in the appreciation of Obama for president. One starts growing their beard on Nov. 4th, and keeps it until Jan 20th, the day he moves into office.
Derek : Wow Kyle, why's your beard so long? Is that for Novembeard?

Kyle : No, it's my Obama Beard, it's the best way to honor him between his election day, and his move into office.
by KG21 March 17, 2009
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Shit Beard

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.
Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!
by Kelman September 3, 2007
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Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.
>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."
by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012
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