canadian sniper

someone who snipes someone with a fart

My friend jumped and yelled Canadian sniper and my friend got sniped

by 2greedybastard February 7, 2020

Canadian

An overly nice person sorry for bragging who can soon legally get and smoke weed the also have free health care and have really good maple syrup... Eh

Canadians are so lucky LEGAL WEED!!!

by Fuhdggghhxnbfjhefb May 29, 2018

Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking

“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Canadian flag

The National Flag of Canada, though simple with its red and white colours and a single maple leaf, symbolizes pride and strength throughout Canadian history. It also bears a striking resemblance to a clowns face 🤡

Andrew: "I just love the canadian flag! It's a fine design and it symbolizes the greatest country on the planet!"
Matt: "yeah sure, great, but if you see pictures of a creepy red and white clown, such as pennywise and then look at Canada's flag, you wouldn't be able to tell much of a difference eh?"
Andrew: "Get outta here you rude ass american!"

by Zedfboi November 14, 2025

Canadian Quesadilla

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.

Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!

by GrimeLineCentral May 7, 2024

Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025