by Mikey Droppelman October 1, 2017
Get the canadian gatormug. When a girl takes your balls under her armpits while she's wearing black-face and apologising like Justin Trudeau.
by Crazy Stupid Cool Guy Loser April 27, 2024
Get the Canadian Bagpipesmug. by Fatcockniggaaaaaa June 25, 2019
Get the 3 horned Canadian pisswillymug. The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.
The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.
by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025
Get the Canadian Bitch Slapmug. Let's rotate Canadian clockwise this time!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!
What's Canadian clockwise?
It's like Clockwise, but Canadian!
by Jaraxin June 15, 2025
Get the Canadian Clockwisemug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023
Get the Canadian Polly Pocketmug.