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Vagina Face 

A derogatory term or insult used to make fun of a stupid person’s stupid face (This can imply that said person’s face looks like a vagina but can also just be used to simply imply how stupid their face looks).
What’s up Vagina Face? Yeah, That’s right, I just said your face looks like a vagina!
Vagina Face by The Smole April 11, 2023
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Vagina Tickler 

Vagina Tickler, A man (or woman I guess?) that tickles vaginas because they find it pleasurable.
Brad is a vagina tickler that tickles Kim's vagina when she wears spandexs, leggings, and other skintight shorts. Kim laughs and then cries.
Vagina Tickler by SomRandom June 13, 2023

vagina goblin 

God Kate's vagina goblin is such a asshole
vagina goblin by Boobyfly June 16, 2023

Vagina Smoothy 

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy

vagina repellent 

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.
"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.

Vagina town 

A town that is well known for having lots of available Vaginas
Hey I’m going down to “vagina town” where my friend has bought lots of “ Yard Sale pussies”at budget
Vagina town by CSucker September 5, 2023

vagina porch 

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.
Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.
vagina porch by D. D. D. September 6, 2023