Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019

Tip Rape

When a hot girl flirts with you just so you give a good tip or when they go ahead and add a tip non consensually.

Drunk Golfer: “Hey I’ll take two purple pies”
Hot Cart girl: “Ok, $10 tip too?”
Drunk Golfer: “Absolutely”
Unknown Bystander: “You’ve been tip raped”

by golfer12345 July 19, 2023

Japanese tip tickling

The act between two Japanese men that engage in tickling each other's penis tips as if engaged in sword fighting.

"Hey Conner why did you and Adam start Japanese tip tickling in the locker room?"

by Lucky and bolder January 8, 2025

Broken Tip

Meaning to be useless in a situation.

Harry your being a "Broken Tip" get your head in the game

by unscreamable August 16, 2022

tipping scran hai

A busy man working on a farm

I’m tipping scran hai here

by Frank Milan April 4, 2022

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022