Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Pipe Cleaner

A pipe cleaner is when the male sits upon the lap of a female and poops into the vagina. Idk who is into this kinky shit but the kinky shit is in her.

Last night I thought I would try the pipe cleaner with my girlfriend.

by Sqweegy March 13, 2017

Sewage Pipe

The act of shitting into a female’s vagina(or ass) and then proceeding to insert a phallic object. This phrase utilizes the slang “pipe” which typically means “to fuck”.

Johnny: Damn, it smells like a fucking farmhouse in here. What did you two do last night.”

Roger: Yo, we hit the sewage pipe on the bed, didn’t get it all out. My bad, but it was worth it.

by Sanitation Engineer July 19, 2021

pipes are clean

Post-ejaculation urination.

Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .

Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.

by Monkinator1 November 4, 2015

Double Pipe Party

coming twice while high.

~That double pipe party turned into double come squirt as I exhaled the crackercloud and released the brown newborn.

by hackneydale November 9, 2015

got you in the pipe

You’d probably heard this if your a Valkyrie main in apex, aka ape sex. It means you’re being perfectly lined up with, or aimed at by enemy weapons like missile, or large artilleries.

Viper: I’ve got you in the pipe, copper, five-by-five.
BT-7274: I sensed sarcasm.

by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022

Tail-piping

Verb used to describe the physical act of love between a man and his pickup.

Billy's going to be late again: I just saw him tail-piping his truck in the driveway.

by 2plus2 December 15, 2011