monkey toes

an instance when a person's toes hang over the front edge of open-toed shoes.

"Dude, she looks like she's gripping the sidewalk with those monkey toes."

by taerna March 29, 2005

Monkey Nipples

A familiar kind of dance, as pointed out by Richard Burton in the film "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf" A dance in which two people dance close enough to rub nipple together.

They like the way they move. Its a familiar kind of dance, monkey nipples. they both knows it.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003

Hairy Monkey

A man that looks like he is wearing a sweater after he takes off his shirt.

Mike you are one hairy monkey! Could you please put your shirt back on now.

by Dagron May 1, 2005

Monkey Man

The overly large guy on the door of a club or bar who prevents entry to the establishment and breaks up fights. Not usually too bright. More braun, less brain.

Johno "Des, you wasn't at da club last night"

Des "Nah, monkey man didn't like my shoes, entry was denied"

by Shano October 26, 2006

bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

Monkey Sex

the spontaneous and uncontrolled display of unashamed public fornication.

"Just after we met we were so attracted to each other that we just ripped off our clothes and had Wild Monkey Sex!"

by Earnest Dupree January 19, 2008