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Moore's law

A law laid down by one James Moore stating the following;

"If you can think of it, no matter how sick or fucked up it may be, someone in the world is beating their meat to that thought even as you speak"
"That guy is jerkin off to a bucket of chicken? That's Moore's law for you..."
by Johan Bartendel September 11, 2004
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Megan's Law

And unfair, ignorant, knee jerk, outrageous, irrational, reaction to bad guys doing bad things and causing good guys who do good things to suffer humiliation and ridicule.
Another life ruined because of megans law.
by Skipper McNally December 16, 2003
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Law and Order

A Law and Order is when the man is getting a hand job and comes on his partners ear and his fathers expensive couch while his partner is preoccupied watching television.
Dude, how am I gonna cover up the law and order I pulled last night? My dad is gonna kill me!
by TrainerSpyro December 20, 2010
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sither-in-law

The sister of one's spouse who acts in a purely selfish and ultimately evil fashion, working to create strife within a family to their own ends, whether emotional manipulation, financial gains, or perhaps both. She has the same motives and machinations as the Sith, or Evil Jedi, from the Star Wars galaxy.
"I found out my sither-in-law has been actively seeking to turn family members against my husband and I, hoping that it will somehow result in her getting a larger inheritance."
by kitschicat August 29, 2012
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Malcolm's Law

A distant cousin of Sod's Law.
The more you look for something, the more you will find it.
Named after a respected London serologist, who could report more rare blood group antibodies in a month than a dozen of his colleagues could find in a year.
Mick: Since watching that news report on skin cancer, I've found about a dozen scary moles.

Mack: Don't worry, that's just Malcolm's Law.
by Mik101 December 14, 2008
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Hussam’s Law

Hussam’s Law indicates a scenario where you disagree with the person in a conversation, only to contradict yourself and prove the person right, thus being a “Hussam” and showing how stupid you are, proving Hussam’s Law to be correct.
Feldix: “Bro, did you do the homework
Hussam: “No! I did the homework.”
Feldix: “Excellent! This must be Hussam’s Law!”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
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Law of the Dumbarse

In a modern life defined by order and waiting, one often ends up in 'queue': real or metaphorical. The Law of the Dumbarse states if a Dumbarse in the 'queue' stuffs up and stops the queue from progressing then all others behind him or her must suffer as a result.
Things were going ok, when, according to the Law of the Dumbarse, things began to go wrong. You can always count on the stupidity of others.
by Azrael September 18, 2003
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