A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.
"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."
by Dabro October 25, 2012
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John: Did you see Christy's status earlier? I am starting to get concerned about her.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
by The Great Felatio August 22, 2011
Get the facebook cutter mug.Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.
Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.
According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.
According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
by HDNA September 14, 2011
Get the facebook job mug.When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.
If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.
Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.
Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012
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by arkadict February 15, 2012
Get the Facebook Hunch mug.When you meet a girl or guy in person then proceed to add them on facebook and realize they are not as attractive as initially perceived upon first impression. Often, this first meeting will take place while intoxicated or in a dark place, such as a bar. Initial feelings of excitement and anticipation build as you have met a potential new love interest, only to be "letdown" while scouring countless facebook pictures of your so-thought object of desire.
"Dude, did you see that smoking hot chick I met at Tin Roof last night? I've been texting her all day" - "Hold on. She just accepted my friend request...wait..is that her? No way that's her. Aww man, yep, that's her, wow...dang it! What a Facebook letdown."
by facebookletdown July 25, 2011
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