thinking

this causes pain in the head, noggin, noodle, brain, scalp, eyebrows, and other areas in the head area. Can cause sickness if done too much.

I don't like to think. Thinking is dumb. Why do i think? I am not a thinker!

by Jenny September 17, 2003

why thank you

Retarded way of saying just 'thank you'.

John: Lisa, you look wonderful tonight.
Lisa: Why thank you!
John: What do you mean by why?
Lisa: Excuse me?
John: Nevermind.

by kont vronsky December 6, 2017

thanksmas

the holiday that begins around halloween, and continues on till the end of the year. -it is made up of two phases, the first phase is devoted to more earthly pursuits, while the second revolves around the more spiritual. the second phase now has morphed from worship of a deity and the spiritual, to worship of currency and earthly goods.

when i hear sleigh bells in mid-october and the advertisers are salivating. i know its' time to celebrate the glory that is thanksmas!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

thanks a bunch

sarcastic retort meaning the opposite

<Dave spills water on Joes desk>
Joe: Thanks a bunch Dave, that really helped !

by jurasource July 29, 2003

thinking run

while your high and your mind thinks about a topic for a while; philosophize without talking

Sorry I zoned out bro, I went on a thinking run about my philosophy paper.

by Oreo aka Mattykilla January 1, 2008

thinkulator

The part of one's brain that actually does the thinking-as opposed to the areas that deal with sex ("Me want FUCK!"), food ("Me want peanut butter cups."), relationships ("Me want FUCK!"), seeking shelter/safety (frequently negotiated via demand for/willingness to provide sex and peanut butter cups), fashion sense ("You're going to wear THAT?").

Taking the college entrance exam really strained my "thinkulator"-I can tell because I notice a "fizzing" sensation in my head, then my eyes and ears start crossing and uncrossing.

by Mary Nightshade January 17, 2010

Thinker Mark

The red mark on ones cheek left after taking a large and timely excrement of ones feces. This mark can be left on ones thigh aswell and is usually left on the face for anywhere between 10 seconds to a whole 5 minutes depending on length of the aforementioned excrement.

Word can often be shortened depending on situation i.e Thinker, The Mark of Shame,etc...

Austin: Dude there is a Thinker Mark on your face!

OR

Austin: He had a huge red Mark of Shame

by Beijing Monaghan April 6, 2010