Pipe dream

Neil Josten is a pipe dream and not a hallucination

By: Andrew Minyard

"You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs"

"I'm not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.” “Hope was a dangerous, disquieting thing, but he thought perhaps he liked it.”

by Evlabia January 22, 2022

Pipe slider

When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush

“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider”

by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022

Pipe slut

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!

What do you do for a living? I’m a pipe slut. It’s a hobby and a job.

by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021

Piping

Usually done in prison. When you put a pipe next to your anus and put a rat in the pipe. You take a lighter/heat the bottom of the pipe, causing the rat to scurry into the anus. It scratches as it suffocates, causing pleasure in the individual.

“I always triple glove when giving rectal exams to prisoners because of worries over piping.”

by Mrsmrsmrs December 23, 2021

Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...

Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*

by Dog............... March 9, 2022

Ghillie pipe

A Ghillie pipe is a tobacco pipe with a short stem sometimes known also as a snub nose pipe

The man was smoking his Ghillie pipe down by the docks

by Mashado March 14, 2022

025 PIPE

someone who is allergic to women

(a wild 025 PIPE appeared)
*women start running away crying because of the smell*
025 PIPE: WOMEN DONT RUN AWAY IM GAY ANYWAYS
women: *still running away because he spits too much while speaking*

by susi baki March 28, 2022