I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

by G THE G May 11, 2007

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

cun't

New England pronunciation of can't

There is a famous song by the Rolling Stones, "You cun't always get what you want"

by andy1 October 29, 2004

I can’t

When someone is so done with something (a comment, a person, etc.) they can’t even finish a sentence.

“I want a salad, but just the lettuce part.”

“I can’t—”

by spoopydumpling June 9, 2018

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003

You Can't See Me

A common thing John Cena will say to you if you mess with him. He will show off first and do the Five-Knuckle-Shuffle on you. Then you'll pretty much have 2 teeth left.

You Can't See Me! Five-Knuckle-Shuffle

by Bob642382 September 30, 2017

I can't even...

An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".

Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!

by The Jon Harrison April 29, 2014