stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads

"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"

by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015

stiffy-stuff

|The act of putting in an up right position under the elastic waist band of shorts/sweatpants to hide an erection.

The boy had gotten aroused when seeing his stepmothers mid drift so he a had to stiffy-stuff his erection in his shorts.

by poopsackle January 8, 2016

stifforis

when a girl gets an erection

"hey that front bum has a stifforis!"

by itkim May 27, 2016

stiffster

A girl who does not only not want to go out with a guy or even hug him but she does not even talk to guys and if she does she thinks it's wierd. (She usually blanks the guy)

"Oi I tried to speak to this girl and she said she don't wanna speak to me and then blanked me."

"She a stiffster bro"

by Dr Issy G November 24, 2016

stiffeyedgerman

After a blow job and the load is swallowed the female grasps
A circumsized penis right behind it's "helmet" and with one eye stares down the males dickhole with a determand look

I heard John was shooting blanks because he told me his wife gave him a stiffeyedgerman and she swallowed the SS pretty easily and was ready for the blizkrieg

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018