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Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.
Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"
by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017
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Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.
I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck
by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018
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Cheesy Smoosh

I would like a Cheesy Smoosh please.
by Gruntpile June 1, 2018
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coolie smooth

A male person all the ladies want to connect with on clubs for various reasons.
Did u see coolie smooth at the dancefloor last night?

Yes, he told a chick to request a specific song from the dj, and when the dj put it on coolie smooth went outside for a smoke.

Damn, thats cold.
by Shitboy Lee July 19, 2018
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Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
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Virgin smooth

It is term you use for a shaved/waxed vagina/male parts like before you hit puberty
Hey babe, are virgin smooth tonight?
by Lilmamachick August 17, 2018
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T¥T Smooth

T¥T Smooth is the new and improved A$AP Rocky since he is now cuffed. The T¥T stand still for “take your time”.
Person 1: Did you hear about A$AP Rocky’s new girlfriend ?!
Person 2: Yeah but i don’t care cause we still have his brother T¥T Smooth “(Take your time) Smooth”
by marithehater January 25, 2019
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