purple monkey dishwasher

Originating from an episode of the Simpsons (episode 2F19 "The PTA Disbands")
It has taken on a comical nonsensical interjectional use... appropriate as comic relief or as a tension breaker

-'Jeezus!! who the hell ate the last jos louis?'
- 'purple monkey dishwasher?'

by whiskymack July 14, 2004

purple thunder

a mature woman's state of mind and demeanor that demonstates youthful passion and drive.

That Marji is filled with purple thunder.

by Al G W January 2, 2009

purple

a colour that is worn by a hooligan, hoodlum, etc (not a gangmember) that supposed to mean respect (similar to red or blue for bloods and crips). it is not worn by a member of a street gang because that would be a *violation of their set's colours (bloods= red)

purple means respect, not homosexuality
chuck was wearing purple to represent respect, not a set

by playa del seville December 28, 2005

purple roundy

1. Tip of the penis when fully erect.
2. A boner's head

If you fall asleep I'm going to put my purple roundy on your lips, cocksucker!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Purple Slurple

When two people are getting action and one person takes a jar of jelly and dumps the jelly in the asshole and slurps it out. Common for both straight and gay couples

Tom: Did you have fun last night?
Ben: I purple slurpled that shit up! I love blueberry jelly!

by FerrariFreak1 June 2, 2009

DSPC Dustin Sucks Purple Cock

A flaming homo that has been given a codename for his horrible gay ways

"Hey did you see Dustin today?"

"Who?DSPC?"

"DSPC Dustin sucks purple cock"

"DSPC!!!"

by Hardlocke March 26, 2010

Purple Dick

This is a coined phrase from CU-Boulder Chey-Ho. It is meant to be used in a sarcastic tone. Purple Dick--->Someone who is a bit tarded, annoying, or an asswhole. But can be used in anyway.

An asswhole can dance like a purple Dick

by chey-HO<3 April 12, 2009