A seagull, a widely populous bird that ultimately survives on the dregs of society. They are often heard complaining bitterly in a fight for a deep fried potato chunk.
The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
The winged jerk is the aquatic equivalent of a racist pigeon and are known to harass beach goers but also spend alot of time chilling at the dump.
by TheOxford June 12, 2011
Get the Winged Jerksmug. 
by wowzermacdowzer March 18, 2023
Get the Dumbo Wingsmug. by complexreason July 13, 2010
Get the Shake your bone and sauce your wingsmug. All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
Get the Winged Monkeys in the Mediamug. It is a reinterpretation of Karl Marx's philosophy from a right-wing point of view.
It consists of reinforcing the entrepreneur's surplus value to guarantee the production of the bourgeoisie (which invests and risks its money) and the employment of the proletarian class (which needs work in order to become a bourgeois), protecting the infrastructure and superstructure of the means of production. To this end, a Strong State would be created to protect private property and invest in new ventures, forming the Capital Dictatorship. Therefore, social classes would be practically abolished, due to the improvement in the quality of life, forming an economically homogeneous society. The final stage of this process would be anarcho-capitalism or right-wing anarchism, with the extinction of the state, public offices and taxes.
It consists of reinforcing the entrepreneur's surplus value to guarantee the production of the bourgeoisie (which invests and risks its money) and the employment of the proletarian class (which needs work in order to become a bourgeois), protecting the infrastructure and superstructure of the means of production. To this end, a Strong State would be created to protect private property and invest in new ventures, forming the Capital Dictatorship. Therefore, social classes would be practically abolished, due to the improvement in the quality of life, forming an economically homogeneous society. The final stage of this process would be anarcho-capitalism or right-wing anarchism, with the extinction of the state, public offices and taxes.
by rightest September 7, 2022
Get the Right-Wing Marxismmug. by Kingyd November 19, 2023
Get the Winge Watchingmug.