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Jordan

Jordan is nothing short of amazing. He's smart, and plays sports. He really cute and has such a friendly and kind personality which is why he's is so popular. If you find yourself a Jordan then keep him.
Look at that dude over there, he's a Jordan.
I wish I was smart like jordan.
You see that cute guy over there, he's a Jordan
by Therealdefiner101 October 13, 2019
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Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)
I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy
by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024
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by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.
Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again
by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019
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Jordan

Anglophone unisex given name and surname. Derives from the river Jordan in the Middle East. Women with this name are beautiful and kind-hearted, men with this name are strong and confident.
Jordan is a beautiful lady.
by VardanMarutyan October 10, 2025
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Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
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Jordan

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.
Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay
by Mouth juice November 24, 2019
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