hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.

A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"

by Zerracho December 7, 2013

dusty top hat

Girl with hairy nipples

That girl from last night had a dusty top hat

by 36% June 7, 2016

top hat dude

god

top hat dude is god

by top hat dude June 18, 2021

Discrimination Hat Trick

A single person making a racist, a sexist, and a homophobic comment within the same minute.

Hey, discrimination hat trick! Sometimes you really overdo it with that political incorrectness, you know.

by Yamato Damashi January 14, 2013

rasta hat hacker

Those whomst smoke and proceeds to try and hack shit and praying something works

nah nah lads an absolute rasta hat hacker

by F4r3well March 4, 2022

Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Stack Hat Special

A person who wears a bike helmit because they uncontrollably beat their head against a wall.

The bloke at the pub who was acting like a drunk was because he is Stack Hat Special

by Ms Happy 1 June 11, 2016