trans-human organism 

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

trans-human organism by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018

Generic Human Syndrome 

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.

"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.

Generic Human Syndrome by GHS Patient July 26, 2019

Eiffel Human Centipede 

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.

"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."

Eiffel Human Centipede by Absentlung September 16, 2019

Mega Human 

a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.

"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"

Mega Human by Nicks cool Definitions January 5, 2020

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements? 

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements? by Jewsy J October 8, 2020

The Human Genome Project 

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.

Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.

The Human Genome Project by NotAWelshMan December 7, 2021

AP Human Geography exam 

A test that only 2 people got a 5 on in my Title 1 school because everyone else that took it has room temperature IQ

Only 2 people passed the AP Human Geography exam

AP Human Geography exam by PutinDRasputin October 19, 2022