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Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
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Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.
I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.
by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022
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search with google or enter address

srsly...

a) u really use firefox.

b) ur bored AF
search with google or enter address

since i had to use it in a sentence
by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022
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Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.
Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.
by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021
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Google

A company that likes to track the living piss outta you through the web, more so than Facebook

poses as a search engine, but is an advertising company

DuckDuckGo is better privacy wise
Bob: there are so many people with signs here!
Me: I Know! It's like using Google to surf the web I tell ya!
by Not Your Average Tech Pest November 9, 2021
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