Example of a Facebook Fantard:
Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?
A:
Q: "Ooh, Kelly Slater, what kind of board do you prefer when you surf just for fun at Teahupoo and the waves are, like, 10'?
A:
by surf fantard June 05, 2012
liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.
"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
by HDNA September 14, 2011
A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
by Mr.clean_1023 November 23, 2020
by PalmSprings09 August 13, 2010
The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.
by John1959 March 17, 2019
Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's
by D_rizzle12 October 14, 2011
Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.
Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"
Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"
Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"
Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
by VM743 June 09, 2010