Dude, are you alright? I saw you reacted to a bunch of posts on Facebook last night. You liked one, loved another, then you angry faced like 10 in a row...
Yeah man, I was just drunk.
Careful, cuz people are gonna think you are Facebook Bipolar.
Yeah man, I was just drunk.
Careful, cuz people are gonna think you are Facebook Bipolar.
by Scott B. Foresman February 10, 2018
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I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.
by bethm March 1, 2012
Get the facebook remorse mug.When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.
Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.
by Suite 2B41 January 25, 2013
Get the Facebook reburn mug.Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.
Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
by 15951 February 11, 2012
Get the Facebook Transient mug.by FelFal June 9, 2011
Get the Facebook Developed mug.Having a spouse, friend or family member that updates your status on Facebook and replies,posts and/or comments on your account as if they were you, while you may be sick or injured.
(chick 1) "Its so great to see you, thanks again for staying up late and chatting via Facebook. Your tips in the bedroom really worked with my boyfriend!"
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
(chick 2) "Oh that wasn't me,my husband took over as my
Facebook Manager while I'm healing."
by riskebsns September 16, 2010
Get the facebook manager mug.When someone speaks with what " sounds like expert knowledge about a subject " but in reality just their opinion or personal experience
Facebook friend status... If your boyfriend gets texts messages after 10 pm he's cheating you can do better
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university
by Factsb4fiction July 16, 2015
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