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Facebook-glam

A verb that is used to describe a person that puts on a facade to their virtual viewer world via facebook. Tools they may use to commit the crime are: Photoshop, photo editors, enhancements of pictures, cropping, and anything else that makes the person look better on the internet, than they actually look in person. They will never be as glamorous as their profile! Photoshop is for liars!!!!!!
Did you see the girl that met me last night at the bar? She was so facebook-glam. She had giant love handles and other issues!
by Brenaked September 24, 2011
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FaceBook Mom

A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!

Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
by Mr.clean_1023 November 22, 2020
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Facebook fast

Taking a break from Facebook when you realize you are spending way too much time there.
I had to take a Facebook fast because I was getting nothing done at work.
by PalmSprings09 August 14, 2010
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Facebook-bored

That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.
A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling
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Facebook Member

A facebook member is a seriously egotistically demented individual. By vainly subjugating themselves into flauntingly show off their status quo of a life in a form made easy called facebook social media.
Example.. Facebook enables members to upload and show vast amounts of members meaningless personal information about their lives. Such as.. pet names, places they been, places they will go, or never will. They will display what their house looks like, where they live, what their birthday is, who their friends are and who isn't. Its almost mind numbing how many people freely and willing update themselves for big brother, corporate entity's, foreign governments, u.s. government, private interest groups, oh and can't forget about Hackers the ability to monitor and control their daily lives. There is currently 1 billion active facebook members world wide as of august 2012.. that's the power of personal information.
by T y l e r D u r d e n July 23, 2012
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facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.
by Slick2500 July 23, 2016
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Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.
by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023
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