if ya wanna drink a juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

by p01uyt September 5, 2024

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ignore her she drinks

A phrase used by fandoms to excuse something extremely weird their fave just said.

@taylorswift13: “omg did you just call me ‘daddy’”
Fan: ignore her she drinks

by alexkristian October 20, 2022

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drinking wingman

A person that drinks with a friend but is mainly there to provide entertainment and back up in case of disagreements with other equally drunk people

Hey dude I need a drinking wingman to drink with cause shits going down and I'm bored

by Funsy December 21, 2013

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drink the thirst

quench your thirst by drinking the thirst

"man im so thirsty"
"drink the thirst"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

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Energy drink

A drink meant for adults that is typically consumed by people under 14 cuz they think it maked them loom cool or think they will go hyper but they're still mommy's boys'

Ben: omg dude we look so cool holding this energy drink can

John: i know man im gonna go hyper

30 yr old man: fucking retarded kids drinking energy drink

by Energy drink addict February 3, 2017

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