desk siesta

A term refering to an after-lunch nap in which a worker props their feet up on their desk and leans back in their chair. The desk siesta is most often taken by workers with an office door.

Joanne always gets sleepy after lunch, so she likes to take a desk siesta each day to perk herself up.

desk siesta by AmandaKaye February 16, 2009

Desponse

A response to a message that was sent extremely late or out of a reasonable time frame.

From text message:

Girl-hey what you up to (sent 2:00pm)
Guy-nutin much kickin back at my casa btw sorry about my Desponse (sent 4:27 pm)
Girl-it's ok I was gonna invite you to the movies but we just got back from seeing it
Guy-oh. Damn

Desponse by Shainsworth of VTA March 30, 2009

destructoporn

Any visual medium depicting the destruction of something for the sake of exploiting the situation rather than documenting it.

Stop taking photos of Astroland Amusement Park being dismantled; it's just destructoporn!

destructoporn by Jim Fear April 6, 2009

Despanding 

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.

When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."

Despanding by trouble72 April 16, 2009

desibling 

The act of removing an actual sibling from your Facebook's sibling list. This is usually done after the sibling does something embarrassing to your profile, making you want to forget that you're related.

Man 1: "Dude, your mother just posted 'I love you' all over your wall!"
Man 2: "I know. It's so annoying. I'm going to desibling her when I get back home."
Man 1: "No, you should keep it! It's so cute!"

desibling by Joo Got Pwn3d October 17, 2009

desourdy 

a lineage of very hairy men from France, known for their redneck antics.

Your such a desourdy!

desourdy by fiveheadasaurus freak December 30, 2009

Deskbro 

Deskbro is someone you share a workspace with that you become friends with rather than just awkward coworkers. This can include cubical, offices or assembly lines.

I had a bad day at office. Garry, my coworker, came by and made an awkward joke which didn't help. Luckily, my deskbro Gabe noticed I was down so he took me out to an early happy hour to cheer me up.

Deskbro by Bromancer20 January 8, 2010