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Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.
Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.
by creepererererer September 2, 2011
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cabin crap

1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.

2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.

2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 December 14, 2012
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Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 September 1, 2013
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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013
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Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 16, 2014
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start-crap

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap
by stefan-the-master August 6, 2015
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