Concern troll

One who tries to shame or discredit by feigning offense on behalf of groups to which they don’t belong. Critically, a concern troll never contributes anything to improve matters. The criticism is the point, not righting the wrong.

Concern Troll: “You didn’t put alt text on your image! You’re just another ableist pig who hates the unsighted community!”

OP: “I’m sorry. What alt text would be helpful to a blind person?”

Concern Troll: “How should I know? Do you see ‘free accessibility training’ in my profile? Educate yourself on your own time!”

by Rootybeggar April 23, 2025

Conferenstipated

When your colon rage-quits during a multi-day conference after long flights, mainlining coffee, junk food, and allergies to sitting on public toilets.

This is Day 5 of CiscoLive and I’m conferenstipated so badly that my colon just sent me a 503 Service Unavailable and has been holding a silent sit-in longer than most protests.

by de45 February 17, 2026

Coner

A man who can't afford a dildo, so he uses a hotdog for replacement.

My dad was a coner back in the day. He still is, unfortunately.

by lestigtrippy February 20, 2026

Connecticut Milkshake

The act of blending butter, feces, and milk, and then consuming it through pumping into the asshole

I was so surprised when Molly actually did the Connecticut Milkshake

by Astronautbox3727 March 20, 2026

Concert

arrange (something) by mutual agreement or coordination.

"they started meeting regularly to concert their tactics"

by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025

Coner

Clitoral erection (also known as clitoral tumescence or female erection) is a physiological phenomenon where the clitoris becomes enlarged and firm.

"When she saw her crush walk in wearing that leather jacket, she got an instant coner."

by eccojamsvol1 May 18, 2025

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025