Chris Davis

Swag.

What does Chris Davis have? Swag. Period, end of discussion.

by McNuggets277 January 5, 2021

Chris Tye

An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.

Hey look there's Chris tye!
Oh shit be careful he might steal your kids!

by Racistpug November 20, 2019

chris burrell

Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.

“Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”

“I know right! Gingers are so cool!”

by kristinaisswag July 6, 2021

Chris Lamb

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

Courageous Chris

When you have to take a gnarly shit so you walk down the road, proceed to pull your pants down, spread your ass cheeks with your hands then plop one down with no need to wipe!

“Hey guys, i gotta pull a courageous chris!” -chrig

“No worries, take your time :)!” -friends

by EuhEuheeEeeEuheyEuuuhhhyy January 25, 2021

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

Chris Crossway

Is a celebrity from the movie Raising Starts and he is retarded and gay. He is a drug addict and a crackhead. His girlfriend Zinobia is so dumb that she punches people in the year 2018

Chris Crossway is the big gay!

by diabetes ) December 5, 2018