Table Captain 

Person that sits on the small side of the table at a restaurant and orders for everyone.

On a 4 x 8 table for 7 the person that sits on the 4 foot side is the table captain

Table Captain by Blood Spartan July 20, 2007

dreaded captain firebeard 

someone who failed drinking a flaming shot and ends up with a burned face and a lack of facial hair.

Eric tried to impress a couple of girls at a party by drinking a flaming shot, but he ended becoming the dreaded captain firebeard.

dreaded captain firebeard by Ice Cold Killer December 21, 2010

Grenade Captain 

The guy in your platoon that is most likely to be selected to dive on the grenade while out scouting the enemy’s squadron. The Captain is most susceptible to volunteer or be called into active duty after his 9th plus beer or high ball and or sometime close to last call.

It’s almost last call, the Grenade Captain looks ready to volunteer, let see if he will dive on the nottie and save the platoon tonight?

We are all going to get knocked out if we can’t get the Grenade Captain to take the heavy weight 15 rounds.

Grenade Captain by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

Flemish Sea Captain 

A Flemish Sea Captain occurs while one partner is performing oral sex and blows their nose (ideally with a large amount of phlegm) onto their partner's genitals.

Suzy: "Oh yeah...oh yeah..."

Jonny: "I'm so stuffed up with all this phlegm...I can feel it dripping down my nose."

Suzy: "It's okay, just give me the Flemish Sea Captain"

* (sound of blowing nose)

Jonny: "Crap, I've got a nosebleed..."

Flemish Sea Captain by Poops McPooperton March 28, 2009

smeg captain 

The person with more smeg than anyone else in the immediate community.

Dude, your uncle doesn't just smell like smegma...he's the fucking smeg CAPTAIN.

smeg captain by Ted, of Bill and Ted March 1, 2005

The Captain 

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)

The Captain by Uthar November 26, 2002

Sea Captain

Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)

Jessica is a sea captain.

Sea Captain by A. Miller November 16, 2006