Canadian soda

Road beers. Beers to be consumed whilst in a motor vehicle that is in motion.
Hey brother go ahead and take a couple Canadian sodas. Don't wanna show up sober.
by GreyMatterTripp December 07, 2016
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Canadian Seabreeze

A 50/50 mixture of real maple syrup (no fake stuff) and Icy Hot injected into the butthole.
“Hey Steve! Wanna go catch that new Morgan Freeman movie?”
“Sorry guys, me and Tina are having a romantic evening in over merlot and Canadian Seabreezes.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 02, 2019
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Canadian Kiss

A sensual act where a teaspoon or more of maple syrup is placed under the tongue of the receptive or submissive partner, the insertive or dominant partner then initiates a kiss in the french manner, the goal here being to consume the syrup out of their lover’s mouth. In other words, a sweet kiss.
Person 1: I enjoyed last night with them. They did something that I never experienced before.
Person 2: what did they do, exactly?
Person 1: I don’t know! they put syrup in my mouth and French kissed me. It was over before I realized there wasn’t any syrup left in my mouth.

Person 2: Oh! They gave you a Canadian kiss!
by Keel M. Dhed February 27, 2023
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Canadian Kiss

A kiss that's a fantasy and truly never gonna happen.
1: Jeez, i really want to get kissed by someone famous
2;Oh you mean a Canadian kiss?
by Cashthatcheck May 06, 2018
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Canadian mudbog

Me and my bro did a Canadian mudbog last night
by Gimprodmrtn May 07, 2020
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Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
by Donkeypunch39 July 25, 2023
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Canadian cock burp

when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020
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