texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Bishop Bullwinkle

He is from The First Church of Nothing But The Truth. His inspirational song "Hell Naw" is a beautiful dissertation on church shenanigans.

Who sings that song , "Hell to the naw naw naw"?

Well, that would be the renowned Bishop Bullwinkle.

by dickburns May 31, 2018

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme

A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.

Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?

by DJsaladman June 22, 2018

Inverted Bull Riding

This is the process of koalaing on to the bottom of a bull so that your head is under the testicles of the bull similar to a 69. You fit one testicle inside your mouth and try to hold on for as long as possible.

Yesterday at the rodeo they let me try inverted bull riding, it was a real hoot and a half.

by Johnnyhardcock69 February 17, 2019

beltline bullshiter

All the lying Congresspersons and a lobbying lycanthrope or 2 (two) feeding at the hog trough of hard earned taxcow blood sweat and tears.

beltline bullshiters are 'bout to learn the true golden rule: do unto others as you would have then do unto you

by @thedocwho2 February 18, 2019

schooner bully

An aggressive, oppressive consumer of the schooner.

Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019