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respected asshole 

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

molten asshole 

Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.

Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.
*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns

*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut
molten asshole by AndyJSwag March 20, 2014

January Asshole 

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.
"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."
January Asshole by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

Academic Asshole 

A person who only cares abut the marks they get in everything and has no friends.
*James hey i got 100/100

*Max sooo what

*James im better then YOU!
*shut up you Academic Asshole
Academic Asshole by meowmlg August 26, 2015

cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.
My friend is a real cuddly asshole

tangling asshole 

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes
See also tangling assholes

We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...