UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009
Get the The Jonesmug. by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022
Get the Owen Jonesmug. Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.
by ccarriee April 11, 2021
Get the Jenna Coker-Jonesmug. Mason Jones is a tall, mixed boy with a shy personality and it very athletic
And also should be with a Kennedy < 3
And also should be with a Kennedy < 3
by Kennedy luv December 18, 2021
Get the Mason Jonesmug. 1) A state park, recreational facility and beach on the Jones Beach Island along southern coast of Long Island. It is one of 5 barrier islands on Long Island. It resides in between the borders of Nassau and Suffolk counties. It is a beach that receives millions of visitors annually from the Suffolk, Nassau, and New York City areas each summer. It was built by Robert Moses and opened to the public in the late summer of 1929.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
2) A term used to refer to the wacky inexplicable actions of the patrons of Jones Beach. Some could describe the reasoning and explanations of the actions in Jones Beach as “beyond science.” The best way to explain the phenomena at Jones Beach is to not explain it at all. The only real way to understand it is to experience it yourself. This term was first coined in early 2024.
Somebody: Welp, looks like it’s that time of year again…
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
Other person: What do you mean?
Somebody: It’s time for my annual migration to Jones Beach this summer.
Other person: Good luck, I hope you survive!
Additional definition:
Somebody: I saw a guy the other day walking down Jericho Turnpike with a pickle attached to a leash and he was rambling about the consequences of the microwave industry to the wall of the Applebee’s.
Other person: That’s like Jones Beach type shit
by UltraGamer969 February 26, 2024
Get the Jones Beachmug. A mix of cuteness and evil. She loves eating and may become aggressive if she is very hungry. Also she is a bit crazy but nothing to worry about, or that is believed . Besides, she is an astonishing girl, every moment that you spend with her are amazing.
A rowboat and a ukelele are included.
A rowboat and a ukelele are included.
Jone when is asked: Gg
by Txapata November 22, 2021
Get the Jonemug. by Guardian of Zest V2 May 28, 2020
Get the Jonesmug.