Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
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Alberim is a hard working person who is not afraid to lay back and have a good time. If you are lucky enough to have met an Alberim make sure to keep them close and treat them right, they will do anything for you if you fully trust you. Alberim is everything you could ever want in a man
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Get the Alberto mug.Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.
He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.
Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.
Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.
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Albert! What gorgeous!
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She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.
If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.
Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.
Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.
Keep her close to you forever
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