Cold Air Fart

If you stand on your head and fart, the air comes out cold.

Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.

William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?

Charles: That's the ticket!

by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011

fuck an air woman

To masterbate.

because there is only empy air where you imagine the woman is.

I gota go fuck an air woman.

by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2009

ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

air in my guts

hungry, time to dine, desire to eat!

reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!

jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"

by michael foolsley March 5, 2010

White Air Force

The exact opposite of black air forces

A person who does care about his future and family, a very anegelic and nice person who cares for everyone and does good deeds.

Guy who wears black air forces: Yo let’s rob this guy he’s wearing white forces

Guy who wears white Air Forces: now now everyone can’t we settle this in a peaceful and friendly way?

by bobthecorncob69 August 31, 2023

Serial Air dropper

A person who randomly airs drop ...gross, nudity filled, or funny ass picutres/video via air drop in public places

That dude from third is the best serial air dropper out of all the serial air droppers I know.

by donovon February 13, 2018

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy acts up to a point where your hand shakes like an air guitar.

After rage quitting a cod match Richard's air guitar syndrome came out to a point where he played thunderstruck.. after he would sniff his fingers and ate wendy's chili.

by TheZomLex January 10, 2023