Shoulda sat there and ate your food

you should have shut up instead of opening you mouth to say something I was gonna shut you down to.

me: says smth
tom: thats why ur grades are low
me: embarassed cos he said the truth\
tom:... yea... shoulda sat there and ate your food...

by don@MIT December 5, 2023

Your boat don't float

Something that has weighed it down... Not on surface but below or underneath the surface... An anchor may cause a boat not to float... Therefore it it stuck..

Your boat don't float if you don't have any ambitions

by anonymous March 11, 2021

Jigging your Jig

To masturbate profusely

Guy 1: Quit "jigging your jig"
Guy 2: "I can't it feels good

by The gg guy September 27, 2025

National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day

When that day comes, you have to shoot your shot to anyone you like or someone random.

"Would you go out with me naja?" "Why?" "Because it's National Shoot Your Shot (Brave) Day ."

by Null <3 February 17, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Gong your shlong

Beating your meat, jacking off, playing with the old garden hose. Masturbate.

Sometimes after a long day you just gotta gong your shlong.

by iamanthonydean November 18, 2020

Your Mom

so Fat

Very big. To big, FOR YOUU. Very fat. Hiroshima aint got nothing on ur mother. Your mom so fat she

by yourson420 November 30, 2020