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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019
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miss you later

a variation of the phrase “see you later”, typically used when addressing a loved one, but the “see” is replaced with “miss” indicating that you will miss them indefinitely until you see them again.
1: I had a fun time with you today, I’ll see you tomorrow.
2: Okay! I’ll miss you later!
by notjavi April 4, 2024
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Laughing at you

Hym "Correct. They're laughing at you. Because they don't give a shit if your kids get raped and they don't give is shit if I stab one of your kids to death because they didn't force those tech retards to pay me. Because you're not ever going to put a bullet in there head for it. And as long as the number of holes in there head doesn't change, they do not have a single for about anything that happens to you. Not that I do. I'm a psychopath. But I'm not the one who's supposed to care, am I? You don't expect the reclusive, psychopath, genius to care... But you're politicians on the otherhand... I've been threatening to murder your kids for a decade. And to build that AI everybody doing it needs to know for a fact that they were sacrificing your kids lives to steal that theory of AI without paying. And NOW... I might not even have to kill them myself. They could arrest me today and someone could take it upon themselves to bring justice to the world in my name. They'll certainly fuck your daughters in my name. Right Stephen Banel? The only way to guarantee that this works out well for everyone... Is to pay me immediately. And leave me alone. That's it. That's all that need to happen here."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2025
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Free You

When someone does something that’s Shotout
Bro free you Ryan your wild
by merkkus- April 18, 2021
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you made me full

usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.

often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said
person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”
by wowbella March 9, 2022
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When you F up

When one does something really bad they will regret later (unless they have no conscience at all).
I knew a guy who planned a school shooting cuz he got upset over a rumor of him and a girl. Turns out he was joking though he got a felon and it was all over the news. That guy is an example of When you F up.
by happyatcommonsense February 24, 2019
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