Shit

Everything.

Hym "Uggghh.... Shit!"

Iam "Yeah... I see it..."

Hym "Holy shit! People really need to stop doing things!"

Iam "Everything is falling apart..."

Hym "Maybe we'll have an aneurysm or something..."

Iam "That would be better than what's happening right now."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

shit

shit is a substance that is made for vomit inducing.
when trying it out, make sure to not consume too much so you dont get explosive diarrhea.

man, i think i was poisoned, i think i need shit

by Shit Induc October 31, 2017

Shit - tin

A phrase used to describe a large unit of measure. Can be used as an alternative to the popular phrase 'shit - tonne'

We'll have to get a shit - tin of potatoes for the potato bake tonight.

by Iisalwaysright May 19, 2018

Shit Hawk

It's a bird that shits on everything
A seagull is a specialized Shit Hawk
Or if your a bird owner, cute little cockateil or big macaw Shit Hawks
Shit Hawks are a bird that purposely without a care in the world shit everywhere it be a car, sidewalk, your mouth

Why care I can fly away
That my friends is the definition of Shit Hawk

My cockateils are specialized Shit Hawks, never fail to Shit on my shoes.

by PyroPrincess21 March 29, 2022

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022

Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.

Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...

by Loroch March 24, 2018